... to delete all the users? It would make my life a lot simpler.
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04-16-2012, 11:32 PM #1Administrator
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Is it possible for me...
It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
Green Blood and Red will be shed at the hands of the Jem'hadar.
Let's hope the "Old Man" has something to save us.
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04-16-2012, 11:43 PM #2n00b
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What'd I do?
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04-16-2012, 11:55 PM #3n00b
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BOFH!
-unixdude
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04-17-2012, 12:32 AM #4I am watching you...
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What the fock? y so srs?
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04-17-2012, 01:05 AM #5Buy me a Coke
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04-17-2012, 01:17 AM #6n00b
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seriously - anybody read BOFH (Baster Operator From Hell)? The newest ones kinda suck, but the early years are awesome!
http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/index.php-unixdude
Your mind is like a parachute, it works much better when it is open.
Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance (the 7 p's)
Code:_ _ __ _ _____ _ _ ______ _ _ ______ _______ | | | \ | | \___/ | \ | | | \ |______ |_____| | \_| __|__ _/ \_ |_____/ |_____| |_____/ |______
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04-17-2012, 03:11 AM #7Administrator
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Yes. I quite enjoy them. I even have my own PFY.
It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
Green Blood and Red will be shed at the hands of the Jem'hadar.
Let's hope the "Old Man" has something to save us.
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04-17-2012, 05:06 AM #8n00b
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Saw a vanity plate a few years back that read "BOFH 13" - my first thought was, "Damn - beat me to it."
Originally Posted by unixdude
Google for "Just PFY" as well, see what comes up.
I considered myself a BBEFH, I co-operated extensively with the BOFH when I was in a position to, and it came in handy (I had the only phone extension where I could delete voicemails in bulk without having to listen to them - listening to 300+ messages a day from serial whiners gets old - had a DND that could not be overridden, and a CID that plain did not function.
(When I left that job, the guy replacing me thought he was going to get all of those little features. I called on my way out of the building and told BOFH to strip the phone back to a regular extension.
Oh -and Simon (BOFH) and I have chatted before - probably got some of his BBEFH ideas from me... I don't want credit - I just found it amusing. I considered it payback, because reading BOFH got me through more days than I should really admit to...
(As I once told him, when we were discussing photography: "Yes, I have a K1000. Yes, it's old and has a metal body. No, you can't have it, I still use it.")
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04-18-2012, 12:13 AM #9n00b
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This is all music to my ears... Simon would love to hear about one of my coworker's favorite devices. It's called a "user alignment tool", basically smacking said user upside the head with a clue-by-4 (sometimes it takes a few whacks until said user sees the light). I like the older ones better, with the "clickety click" and gullible users who volunteer their accounts; not to mention "solar flares" ; I would love to get my hands on Simon's excuse book!
-unixdude
Your mind is like a parachute, it works much better when it is open.
Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance (the 7 p's)
Code:_ _ __ _ _____ _ _ ______ _ _ ______ _______ | | | \ | | \___/ | \ | | | \ |______ |_____| | \_| __|__ _/ \_ |_____/ |_____| |_____/ |______
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04-18-2012, 04:24 AM #10Administrator
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Some of my favorite personal BOFH moments:
Taking away the driver for the mouse on a thin client update so we could install software without the lusers clicking "update later" as was their common practice.
Finding a luser's string of horrible home made pornographic pictures with his very unattractive wife and then using MS Paint to put bathing suits on the images.
Telling a luser to stick the screwdriver between the two terminals of a cell in a UPS I was convinced was dead. It wasn't.
Getting my boss to buy, then classify a K-Cup machine as business property for taxes.
Sending an email exactly as my boss had worded it to another user who directly cut and pasted it into a presentation for 400 people. Bad grammar, spelling mistake and all.
It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
Green Blood and Red will be shed at the hands of the Jem'hadar.
Let's hope the "Old Man" has something to save us.
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