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    Is it possible for me...

    ... to delete all the users? It would make my life a lot simpler.

    It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
    Green Blood and Red will be shed at the hands of the Jem'hadar.
    Let's hope the "Old Man" has something to save us.

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    What'd I do?

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    BOFH!
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     |     | | \  |   |    \___/  |     \ |     | |     \ |______
     |_____| |  \_| __|__ _/   \_ |_____/ |_____| |_____/ |______

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    What the fock? y so srs?

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    seriously - anybody read BOFH (Baster Operator From Hell)? The newest ones kinda suck, but the early years are awesome!

    http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/index.php
    -unixdude
    Your mind is like a parachute, it works much better when it is open.
    Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance (the 7 p's)
    Code:
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     |     | | \  |   |    \___/  |     \ |     | |     \ |______
     |_____| |  \_| __|__ _/   \_ |_____/ |_____| |_____/ |______

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    Quote Originally Posted by unixdude View Post
    seriously - anybody read BOFH (Baster Operator From Hell)? The newest ones kinda suck, but the early years are awesome!

    http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/index.php
    Saw a vanity plate a few years back that read "BOFH 13" - my first thought was, "Damn - beat me to it."

    Google for "Just PFY" as well, see what comes up.

    I considered myself a BBEFH, I co-operated extensively with the BOFH when I was in a position to, and it came in handy (I had the only phone extension where I could delete voicemails in bulk without having to listen to them - listening to 300+ messages a day from serial whiners gets old - had a DND that could not be overridden, and a CID that plain did not function.

    (When I left that job, the guy replacing me thought he was going to get all of those little features. I called on my way out of the building and told BOFH to strip the phone back to a regular extension.

    Oh -and Simon (BOFH) and I have chatted before - probably got some of his BBEFH ideas from me... I don't want credit - I just found it amusing. I considered it payback, because reading BOFH got me through more days than I should really admit to...

    (As I once told him, when we were discussing photography: "Yes, I have a K1000. Yes, it's old and has a metal body. No, you can't have it, I still use it.")

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    Yes. I quite enjoy them. I even have my own PFY.

    It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
    Green Blood and Red will be shed at the hands of the Jem'hadar.
    Let's hope the "Old Man" has something to save us.

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    This is all music to my ears... Simon would love to hear about one of my coworker's favorite devices. It's called a "user alignment tool", basically smacking said user upside the head with a clue-by-4 (sometimes it takes a few whacks until said user sees the light). I like the older ones better, with the "clickety click" and gullible users who volunteer their accounts; not to mention "solar flares" ; I would love to get my hands on Simon's excuse book!
    -unixdude
    Your mind is like a parachute, it works much better when it is open.
    Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance (the 7 p's)
    Code:
     _     _ __   _ _____ _     _ ______  _     _ ______  _______
     |     | | \  |   |    \___/  |     \ |     | |     \ |______
     |_____| |  \_| __|__ _/   \_ |_____/ |_____| |_____/ |______

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    Quote Originally Posted by unixdude View Post
    This is all music to my ears... Simon would love to hear about one of my coworker's favorite devices. It's called a "user alignment tool", basically smacking said user upside the head with a clue-by-4 (sometimes it takes a few whacks until said user sees the light). I like the older ones better, with the "clickety click" and gullible users who volunteer their accounts; not to mention "solar flares" ; I would love to get my hands on Simon's excuse book!
    Bear in mind that, per FM22-102 "Wall-to-Wall Counselling," that the proper size of dimension lumber to be used with counselling varies according to the size of the user - this allows for maximum impact and control, which makes for more effective couselling.

    Being a large individual, the correct size for me is either two and a half feet of 4"x4" mill lumber, or four feet of 2"x4" mill lumber.

    Try finding a copy of FM22-102 - if you're lucky, you'll get a copy with the reference charge for dimension lumber vice user size appended (else, I'll have to dig mine up.) It's a multiservice manual - it should have an AFI (Air Force instruction,) NAVMAN (Navy Manual,) and whatever the Marines call theirs number applied as well.

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