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    gone thru "the going Postal with a glock", yet?

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    Firing Range Instructor: Since you've attended public schools, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms. So, we'll start you off with something a little more advanced.
    [hands Bart a grenade launcher]
    Bart Simpson: Wow.
    [Bart begins firing away at his targets, destroying four. The last grenade flies off into the distance]
    Firing Range Instructor: Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.
    Bart Simpson: [slyly] Did I?
    [Springfield Elementary. Principal Skinner is standing next to the smoldering crater that was his car]
    Nelson Muntz: HA-HA!

    It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
    Green Blood and Red will be shed at the hands of the Jem'hadar.
    Let's hope the "Old Man" has something to save us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    gone thru "the going Postal with a glock", yet?
    No. The Postal Service has one of the best employee counseling programs in the country though.

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    At my regular job today. The coffee is especially terrible today.

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    Management took our regular coffee pot and replaced it a single cup brewer, it's mostly terrible.

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    I use ours to make tea a lot... Most of our office would know the difference between good coffee and warm water anyway.

    It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
    Green Blood and Red will be shed at the hands of the Jem'hadar.
    Let's hope the "Old Man" has something to save us.

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    I'm now certified to drive a mail truck.

    Got done with the exams 2 hours early. Don't worry though. I got paid for the full day. I love government work. lol

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    Mah tax dollars

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    Meh. I actually generally like the USPS. They would be profitable without tax dollars. Unfortunately, they are being driven into the ground by senators who want to replace it with a private service

    It's time to pay the price for the sins of the Emissary.
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    If UPS or Fed Ex ever gets a monopoly on the mail, the prices would skyrocket.

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