AHH!!

Why are customers so stupid? Just had a guy in here looking at Ethernet cables. He picked a couple shorter ones and was contemplating a longer one. His question? "Why would someone want a longer Ethernet cable?" I say "It's longer so you can connect computers farther away." He says, "Yeah, buy why else would someone want a longer Ethernet cable?" I said "There is no other reason. It's longer. That's it."

This guy has been in before. He's a real Debbie Downer.