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Originally Posted by unixdude

This is all music to my ears... Simon would love to hear about one of my coworker's favorite devices. It's called a "user alignment tool", basically smacking said user upside the head with a clue-by-4 (sometimes it takes a few whacks until said user sees the light). I like the older ones better, with the "clickety click" and gullible users who volunteer their accounts; not to mention "solar flares" ; I would love to get my hands on Simon's excuse book!

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Bear in mind that, per FM22-102 "Wall-to-Wall Counselling," that the proper size of dimension lumber to be used with counselling varies according to the size of the user - this allows for maximum impact and control, which makes for more effective couselling.

Being a large individual, the correct size for me is either two and a half feet of 4"x4" mill lumber, or four feet of 2"x4" mill lumber.

Try finding a copy of FM22-102 - if you're lucky, you'll get a copy with the reference charge for dimension lumber vice user size appended (else, I'll have to dig mine up.) It's a multiservice manual - it should have an AFI (Air Force instruction,) NAVMAN (Navy Manual,) and whatever the Marines call theirs number applied as well.