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cowman
01-13-2012, 09:49 PM
It's very simple: you post a question, I answer.

ronman
01-13-2012, 10:08 PM
Who said 'Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide'?

cowman
01-13-2012, 10:15 PM
Who said 'Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide'?

Wow, what a logical question!

This is a direct quote from T'Plana-Hath of Vulcan, a major figure in modern Vulcan philosophy. This was uttered in her later years when according to Human historians "without the dope, she lost her groove".

Thanks for writing!

Jinx
01-13-2012, 11:31 PM
"Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?"

cowman
01-13-2012, 11:50 PM
"Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?"

Wow, what a good looking question!

The placement of the bop was the actual goal of the Philadelphia Experiment in 1943. The rest, you don't need to know and you'd best keep your mouth shut.

Thanks for writing!

Jinx
01-13-2012, 11:52 PM
What's for dinner?

cowman
01-14-2012, 12:58 AM
What's for dinner?

Wow, what a simple question!

BEEF, n00b.

Thanks for writing!

ssppd14
01-14-2012, 06:36 AM
Why would Jeffrey Drew Wilschke change his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop?

TDSP
01-14-2012, 07:46 AM
If you glue the dry side of a piece of toast to the back of a cat and then drop it from a few feet up, will you invent perpetual motion?

cowman
01-14-2012, 03:23 PM
Why would Jeffrey Drew Wilschke change his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop?

Wow, what a pleasant smelling question!

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Thanks for writing!

cowman
01-14-2012, 03:25 PM
If you glue the dry side of a piece of toast to the back of a cat and then drop it from a few feet up, will you invent perpetual motion?

Wow, what a rancid question!

No, however by buttering the top of the cat some argue you may be able to generate artificial gravity fields.

Thanks for writing!

Jinx
01-14-2012, 05:17 PM
Which is better, peanut butter or the moon?

cowman
01-14-2012, 06:28 PM
Which is better, peanut butter or the moon?

Wow, what a sexually suggestive question!

Peanut butter. You can't spread the moon all over your balls and let your dog lick it off without it being cheating.

Thanks for writing!

TDSP
01-14-2012, 11:33 PM
How does I mine fish?

Matt Booker
01-15-2012, 12:16 AM
Wow, what a rancid question!

No, however by buttering the top of the cat some argue you may be able to generate artificial gravity fields.

Thanks for writing!

I have a cat named toast. What happens if I butter her belly and drop her from a few feet up?

~Matt Booker

cowman
01-15-2012, 12:41 AM
How does I mine fish?

Wow, what an experienced gay man question!


Fish is mined from water using hooks with worms on them suspended from poles with a string. For larger mines, nets is used.


Thanks for writing!

cowman
01-15-2012, 12:41 AM
I have a cat named toast. What happens if I butter her belly and drop her from a few feet up?

~Matt Booker


Wow, what an asinine question!

Porkchop sandwiches.

Thanks for writing!

Jinx
01-15-2012, 02:17 AM
Why is the word bird?

cowman
01-15-2012, 04:16 AM
Why is the word bird?

Wow, what a have you heard question!

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mau mau.

Thanks for writing!

TDSP
01-15-2012, 11:05 AM
Mr. Answer, tell me: Who is my mystery date?

Dan
01-15-2012, 11:29 AM
Rosy Palm

The Man
01-15-2012, 06:36 PM
Rosy Palm

and her brothers...

Dan
01-15-2012, 07:49 PM
I would have said sisters, but maybe you know the dude better than I do.

cowman
01-15-2012, 09:23 PM
Mr. Answer, tell me: Who is my mystery date?

Wow, what a lubricated question!

Wicket
http://geeks-and-gears.com/prepare-your-anus.jpg

Thanks for writing!

lynchingacers
01-19-2012, 05:51 AM
why does this remind me of those dos equis commercials? with " the most interesting man in the world" lol

TDSP
01-19-2012, 07:37 AM
http://lolbyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/oKTQ0.jpg

lynchingacers
01-19-2012, 08:41 PM
oh damm thats funny^

cowman
01-19-2012, 11:49 PM
why does this remind me of those dos equis commercials? with " the most interesting man in the world" lol

Wow, what a flattering question!

This is because answer man is the best damned thing you've ever seen on a forum.

Thanks for writing!

TDSP
01-20-2012, 11:54 AM
Answer man: How do I become the ultimate baconsmith?

cowman
01-21-2012, 01:49 AM
Answer man: How do I become the ultimate baconsmith?

Wow, what a retarded question!

1. Fry Bacon
2. ?
3. Profit!

Thanks for writing!

ronman
01-21-2012, 02:25 AM
Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Sean
01-21-2012, 03:42 AM
Commencing countdown

cowman
01-22-2012, 01:55 AM
Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Wow, what a musical question.

Hell I don't know. Refried beans. Leave me alone I'm drunk.

Thanks for writing!

Matt Booker
01-22-2012, 02:19 AM
COWMAN 8 what?

~Matt Booker

TDSP
01-22-2012, 05:03 AM
Who would win in a fight? Mt. Dew or Sandwich.

ronman
01-23-2012, 05:17 AM
What would you do if I sang out of tune - would you stand up and walk out on me?

Jinx
01-23-2012, 07:29 AM
I have a question about Particle Man. Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

cowman
01-24-2012, 02:11 AM
COWMAN 8 what?

~Matt Booker

Wow, did your parents have any children that lived?

Chicken butt.

Thanks for writing!

cowman
01-24-2012, 02:12 AM
Who would win in a fight? Mt. Dew or Sandwich.

Wow, what a rule 34 question!

The Dew. It has a penis and is therefore a man and would always win against the sandwich which has meat curtains and is therefore a woman.

Thanks for writing!

cowman
01-24-2012, 02:13 AM
What would you do if I sang out of tune - would you stand up and walk out on me?

Wow, what an easy question!

Yes.

Thanks for writing!

cowman
01-24-2012, 02:13 AM
I have a question about Particle Man. Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Wow, what an old question!

Nobody knows. Nobody Knows.

Thanks for writing!

ronman
01-24-2012, 03:55 AM
Dear answer man,

What are the mating habits of the Cordeau dik-dik?

Matt Booker
01-24-2012, 06:03 PM
Wow, what a rule 34 question!

The Dew. It has a penis and is therefore a man and would always win against the sandwich which has meat curtains and is therefore a woman.

Thanks for writing!

Is this something I should google?

~Matt Booker