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cowman
01-07-2012, 11:43 PM
POST WHORE! POST WHORE LIKE YOU GOT 5 KIDS AT HOME AND NEED NEW SHOES!

http://www.thecowman.com/pics/wig-wag.gif

http://www.thecowman.com/pics/TacMuz.jpg

http://www.thecowman.com/pics/buttsecks-mountain.jpg

http://www.funnymotivationalposters.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/caturday.jpg

Dan
01-08-2012, 12:04 AM
Is the rifle on the cover made specifically for the Tea Party?

cowman
01-08-2012, 12:08 AM
Hmmm...
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/looks-shopped.jpg

Tessa
01-08-2012, 12:30 AM
http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-history-things-to-do-today-eat-all-the-small-stuff.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 12:32 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/2/ea798059-60cd-4826-8d1f-af737a571c9b.jpg

Ezbok58a
01-08-2012, 12:32 AM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-yo-pony-we-heard-you-like1.jpg

ilcopcarguy
01-08-2012, 01:42 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-im-warning-you-you-might-want-to-stay-out-for-six-hours-maybe-seven.jpg

ilcopcarguy
01-08-2012, 01:50 AM
Soup for Dan Quayle...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/adt1982/2011-01-02_14-25-22_125.jpg

BigNSlow
01-08-2012, 01:57 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/PoliceInterceptor/misc/shenanigans2.jpg

Jinx
01-08-2012, 02:09 AM
http://www.emptyfiles.com/misc/ROFL_MAO.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 02:31 AM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Short_Yeti/EpicHighFive.png

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 02:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILtxKWHrGyQ

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 02:45 AM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/juggernautmotivator.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 02:50 AM
I've been listening to the internet troll this guy. He's apparently a complete nutjob from TX with an internet show about capitalism. I've been LMAO for a while. Just google around for "ghost raid" or "ghost troll" etc. There are probably amount a million youtube clips

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uY0_GNqTknQ

ronman
01-08-2012, 02:56 AM
I'm watching "Hanna."

cowman
01-08-2012, 02:57 AM
Montanna?

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 02:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpJvBuz6ySs

cowman
01-08-2012, 03:06 AM
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2011/11/72c39c2c45e054cda944cc37e8887078.jpg

http://files.sharenator.com/epic_envy_epic_boobs_supergirl_demotivational_post er_12321280491_ohh_god_how_nice-s640x649-53677.jpg

http://www.funnymotivationalposters.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Epic-Scarecrows.jpg

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 03:13 AM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/necrophilia.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/motivator7403216.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/mansremoteir0.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/ownedig6.gif
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/looterpancake.jpg

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 03:19 AM
If you're a gun person, you will find this hilarious.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

cowman
01-08-2012, 03:33 AM
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3729/1280617345494.pnghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wgzEqf5GuQI/TMcCW6hqFII/AAAAAAAAAds/cK4gUj8vhFM/s1600/1281405745929.png

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 03:38 AM
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3729/1280617345494.pnghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wgzEqf5GuQI/TMcCW6hqFII/AAAAAAAAAds/cK4gUj8vhFM/s1600/1281405745929.png

I hope Ivan never plays BF3, lol.

cowman
01-08-2012, 03:51 AM
http://www.youdopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kliban-humor-lesbos-cartoon-funniest-shit-ever-fnord-e1308208861985.jpg

http://funkydowntown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/The-Funniest-Notes-To-Thieves-Ever-Written-9.jpg

ronman
01-08-2012, 04:00 AM
Ivan Chesnokov posts are always awesome.

TDSP
01-08-2012, 04:02 AM
Drew posted this on CVU and I'm still giggling:
http://i.imgur.com/zEGRZ.jpg

Some yt favs:
3c6vDxvOXhQ
ucmsunDs3jE
yzC4hFK5P3g

Matt Booker
01-08-2012, 04:36 AM
414TmP12WAU

~Matt Booker

Jinx
01-08-2012, 04:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4OPr_QxoFg

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 04:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nTrB0gkGk

cowman
01-08-2012, 05:00 AM
zng5kRle4FA

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 05:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjhU50wDOsU&feature=related

cowman
01-08-2012, 04:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/tankgirl23/120306225180-1.jpg

Jinx
01-08-2012, 05:47 PM
http://www.emptyfiles.com/misc/teen-pregnancy-birthday-cake.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 06:17 PM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/534191/560554.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 06:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jInEx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VRgos.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nErg1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/p4sSt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QFFMx.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 06:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gktUn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/x633y.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VHXZu.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 06:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FM6Gp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HEi1g.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CAnni.jpg



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http://i.imgur.com/ojpYD.jpg

:2up:

TDSP
01-08-2012, 08:06 PM
If people haven't seen this yet :D
CeLrlmV9A-s
:nooo:

BigNSlow
01-08-2012, 08:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xZ8eW.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 08:17 PM
e1IxOS4VzKM

TDSP
01-08-2012, 09:00 PM
This might not be whorey enough, but OMFG, want to do Anne Hathaway AND am going to be in the seat the very earliest I can:
GokKUqLcvD8

Ezbok58a
01-08-2012, 09:06 PM
This might not be whorey enough, but OMFG, want to do Anne Hathaway AND am going to be in the seat the very earliest I can:
GokKUqLcvD8

That's not inappropriate...these are. :D

bQ0JahhFkts

Batman? Screw that, Batmare MoFo!
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Sfu_Zn5zkX4
9zYOnH6X_FA

ronman
01-08-2012, 09:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyz4gcC14tY

Batman?
Batman you say?

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 09:35 PM
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm21/halah_hese/batman.jpg

ronman
01-08-2012, 09:54 PM
:rofl:

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 10:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwNp4zRBQWw

Scarface88
01-08-2012, 10:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHWonFGn32k

ronman
01-08-2012, 11:13 PM
How did I not know about this meme before now?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/184/547/Some%20Men%20Bubblegum%20Bite.png?1318992465
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-burn.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/demotivational-posters-some-men1.jpg
http://i.qkme.me/1wg7.jpg
http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/10/soup-6419-9f13-500.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/0e6/d80/c62/resized/suspiciously-evil-sloth-meme-generator-some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-burn-40d258.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/9/7dd846ea-97c1-45fc-bba8-8840b683836a.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 11:21 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/24/bdc1b94f-3974-45b2-b9cd-353459bf97c8.jpg

Matt Booker
01-08-2012, 11:40 PM
This might not be whorey enough

Oh, so we're trying to be whores in this thread?

Well shoot.

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7449/dpvsjolt1.png

~Matt Booker

ronman
01-08-2012, 11:41 PM
Whnores, you say?

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/some-girls.jpg

cowman
01-08-2012, 11:48 PM
http://images.plus613.net/images/6/9/a/2/www_plus613_net_tmp959adb71582d89a86b014db17fcc7bf c.jpg

http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv96/jesper1992/funny%20sjizzel%20dizzel/dont-worry-sir-im-from-the-internet.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwz785G6N01qalbabo1_500.jpg

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-30/1238378726899.jpg

http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/1317143977.jpg

cowman
01-09-2012, 01:59 AM
http://captionsearch.com/pix/qhosk8zr50.jpg

ronman
01-09-2012, 02:16 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences3/clowns1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences3/clowns2.png

Charles
01-09-2012, 06:49 AM
This thread needs more tits and ass. Tomorrow, I will find some and make this thread better. :)

Scarface88
01-09-2012, 03:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGmTrQXrwg&feature=youtu.be

ronman
01-09-2012, 04:33 PM
http://www.dweebist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_lh40lnqlz61qc3sgso1_500.jpg

Chevyguy
01-09-2012, 05:43 PM
Any more fucking bronies and I will get Stabby

http://thepwnzone.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1-16.jpg

Ill leave this here..

http://picjunkie.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/epic_ass3.jpg

Ezbok58a
01-09-2012, 06:50 PM
Any more fucking bronies and I will get Stabby

http://thepwnzone.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1-16.jpg


I will ERASE YOU!

http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-ill-clean-you-to-death.jpg

TDSP
01-09-2012, 07:20 PM
We can have Nyan cats?
QH2-TGUlwu4

Scarface88
01-09-2012, 07:40 PM
http://vodamagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/RJ3.jpg

Yes, it's real.

TDSP
01-09-2012, 07:55 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z16/ssmoomix/bundy_do_not_want.jpg

ronman
01-09-2012, 08:09 PM
"Long, Smooth Taste" and it's distributed by "One Eyed Spirits." :lol:

cowman
01-09-2012, 08:43 PM
Any more fucking bronies and I will get Stabby

http://thepwnzone.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1-16.jpg



http://www.thenerdsignal.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MLPtolerate.png

Tessa
01-09-2012, 08:49 PM
http://www.mayanbutterfly.com/customponies2/apacolypseponies1.jpg

Chevyguy
01-10-2012, 02:03 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HRNvlkQEN4M/TWVAIDQQzRI/AAAAAAAAAu4/P9wmFfHaCh8/s1600/DONT-GET-MAD-GET-STABBY.jpg

cowman
01-10-2012, 03:31 AM
http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-no-time-for-the-haters.jpg

http://dandreamz.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-lol-03.jpg

Spartan
01-10-2012, 06:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGmTrQXrwg&feature=youtu.be

Freaking dumb ass. He's so fat he cant even clear leather. Moron :hawhaw:
:facepalm:

cowman
01-10-2012, 05:36 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvt1cnDmJ61qzpip5o1_500.jpg

Ezbok58a
01-10-2012, 06:56 PM
http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=b117ca3a3dae5cb1f2217d057f4297a3&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.svtperformance.com%2Fforums%2 Fpics-videos-buffet-149%2F820279-hilarious-i-phone-vid.html&v=1&libid=1326228718489&out=http%3A%2F%2Fm.collegehumor.com%2F%23%2Fvideo% 2F6648229%2Fsiri-argument&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.svtperformance.com%2Fforums%2 Fpics-videos-buffet-149%2F&title=Hilarious%20I-Phone%20vid%20-%20SVTPerformance&txt=Clicky&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13262288273964

ilcopcarguy
01-10-2012, 09:04 PM
Cow:

:rage:

cowman
01-10-2012, 09:48 PM
http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=b117ca3a3dae5cb1f2217d057f4297a3&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.svtperformance.com%2Fforums%2 Fpics-videos-buffet-149%2F820279-hilarious-i-phone-vid.html&v=1&libid=1326228718489&out=http%3A%2F%2Fm.collegehumor.com%2F%23%2Fvideo% 2F6648229%2Fsiri-argument&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.svtperformance.com%2Fforums%2 Fpics-videos-buffet-149%2F&title=Hilarious I-Phone vid - SVTPerformance&txt=Clicky&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13262288273964

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TDSP
01-11-2012, 06:11 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvt1cnDmJ61qzpip5o1_500.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2011/11/6322c6616a6bb69625ec7ef4a40c3776/340x.gif

ronman
01-11-2012, 07:45 AM
Nice anti-hotlink image, dingus.

The Man
01-11-2012, 11:54 AM
Nice anti-hotlink image, dingus.

nice avatar.... matchs your personality . BITCH

Tessa
01-11-2012, 10:43 PM
http://imgdaddy.com/upload/2187.jpg

Charles
01-12-2012, 06:01 AM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3272/1208934164523.jpg
http://22.media.tumblr.com/KSiCsMTjJefcjtwtBkkQ4Z4oo1_400.jpg
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9650/1248937636904.jpg
http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad23/srkpics/KasumiBlack11.jpg
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9154/yuna1.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/176/d/9/Classic_Orihime_by_Vatisha.jpg
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9836/1128232812925mm3.jpg
http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/leia-cosplay-1.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2794425418_1a2ef9338c_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3028/2793569337_05ffd04c37_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3119/2794417660_ba01dd6814_o.jpg

Charles
01-12-2012, 06:05 AM
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=236388

ronman
01-12-2012, 06:12 AM
http://geeks-and-gears.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=12&d=1326355956

Charles
01-12-2012, 06:52 AM
lmao,, hahaha

Matt Booker
01-12-2012, 12:01 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/troll-level-president.jpg

~Matt Booker

TDSP
01-12-2012, 12:43 PM
http://files.sharenator.com/128733470418286660_Epic_Wins-s500x483-48791-580.jpg

ronman
01-13-2012, 05:41 AM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3272/1208934164523.jpg


:datass:

Tessa
01-13-2012, 03:02 PM
http://www.nickmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thank-you-note.jpg

Matt Booker
01-13-2012, 04:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8GhDH.jpg

~Matt Booker

cowman
01-14-2012, 02:41 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VU11A61FM68/SwdFDwCbTpI/AAAAAAAAE7E/bqm4J_Z-WMo/s640/Look+bunnies+my+ass.jpg

I found this looking for pictures from office space...

TDSP
01-14-2012, 07:48 AM
At least she has good trigger discipline...

Jinx
01-14-2012, 05:15 PM
Nice!

Smoker though. It's like kissing an ash tray.

TDSP
01-14-2012, 11:31 PM
Cigar Smokers =/= Ashtray.

cowman
01-15-2012, 04:15 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RZq6PybNsis/TsK7sIcVRnI/AAAAAAAAC9I/9VoWjYCkZ4w/s640/JackHandey+Occupy.jpg


http://www.blogcdn.com/marlothomas.aol.com/media/2011/03/deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey--actual-image.png

Jinx
01-15-2012, 05:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cAYWi9E_0

Dan
01-15-2012, 11:32 AM
Cigar Smokers =/= Ashtray.
Cigar smokers more like urinal with butts in it in a ratty bar the morning after a big night.

ronman
01-15-2012, 05:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cAYWi9E_0

"You'll see how clean and fresh Massengil makes you feel after your standard weekday night of having frat boys run a train on your cooch."

Spartan
01-16-2012, 06:03 AM
Its been a long time since I've seen one of those on TV. :skelefap:

lynchingacers
01-16-2012, 06:32 AM
http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/obamahitler.jpg

TDSP
01-16-2012, 04:57 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/bacon-ak47-bacon-gun-demotivational-poster-1277179778.jpg

Scarface88
01-20-2012, 05:42 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f03_1327071465

cowman
01-21-2012, 01:54 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ai3TT4Szc-A/SGYKPzpOKRI/AAAAAAAABc4/rWDBDPa8z8c/s400/kimcardassianplayboy.jpg

ronman
01-21-2012, 02:00 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ai3TT4Szc-A/SGYKPzpOKRI/AAAAAAAABc4/rWDBDPa8z8c/s400/kimcardassianplayboy.jpg

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrr7v8T0b1r034fxo1_500.png

cowman
01-21-2012, 02:15 AM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/11/Keeping-Up-With-the-Cardassians.jpg

Matt Booker
01-22-2012, 01:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/0ETaK.jpg

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/M-Prime_2006/DOGS.jpg

http://cdn.ragestache.com/2011/10/2/5990efab639294384e5bb883f8a8f35f

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/M-Prime_2006/yOktP.gif

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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxgv8s6it31r1v23ho1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tcApX.jpg

~Matt Booker

Matt Booker
01-22-2012, 02:42 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/214/385/b81ES.jpg

~Matt Booker

cowman
01-22-2012, 02:44 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/214/385/b81ES.jpg

~Matt Booker

That's awesome

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000008925113-yep7ri-original.jpg?a3ace1b

Spartan
01-22-2012, 03:55 AM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/11/Keeping-Up-With-the-Cardassians.jpg

They think the tall one, the one who looks like Frankenberry, they think her real dad could be O.J. Their mom is a whore also.

Matt Booker
01-22-2012, 03:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nGnCH.gif

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7152/6589771849_60e126850e.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/Wildling/Awesomist.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7p7qy.gif

~Matt Booker

ronman
01-22-2012, 04:32 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/214/385/b81ES.jpg

FLAWLESS VICTORY!


They think the tall one, the one who looks like Frankenberry, they think her real dad could be O.J. Their mom is a whore also.
I'd still fuck her. The mom, too. :nod:

Matt Booker
01-22-2012, 05:28 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltudfff22h1qb6t6wo1_400.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/NemesisPrimeX/rage-comics-ror.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0hxG7.gif

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqcxiEGKr1qcismgo1_500.jpg

http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b01539278ad7b970b-800wi

http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b015437b5a3a3970c-800wi

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http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b015436c97850970c-800wi

http://johndiesattheend.com/lolcats/hitman.jpg

http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/rage-comics-for-grandma-from-all-of-us.jpg

~Matt Booker

Matt Booker
01-22-2012, 11:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mAr3p.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QaAJK.jpg

~Matt Booker

Scarface88
01-24-2012, 08:05 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly15co1Uk11r869bho1_400.jpg

ronman
01-24-2012, 08:08 PM
:eek:

Matt Booker
01-25-2012, 02:37 AM
http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b016760d27655970b-800wi

http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0168e5d3f6b4970c-800wi

http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0162ffde8b2d970d-800wi

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybu1n0V4t1qdlh1io1_400.gif

~Matt Booker

cowman
01-25-2012, 02:58 AM
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/lulz_red_book.jpg

cowman
01-25-2012, 03:47 AM
http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/there_are_four_lights.PNG

Matt Booker
01-25-2012, 10:12 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398564_259676754101152_206650299403798_621666_9267 12201_n.jpg

~Matt Booker

ronman
01-25-2012, 10:16 PM
lolz :rofl:

Matt Booker
01-25-2012, 10:47 PM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/6512.jpg

~Matt Booker

ronman
01-25-2012, 11:19 PM
:lol:

lynchingacers
01-25-2012, 11:26 PM
best news report ever lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8J9MBH_dG94

cowman
01-25-2012, 11:44 PM
http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/4chan-lol.png

http://wtfisalol.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/4chan_abortions.jpg

Scarface88
01-25-2012, 11:48 PM
Every time I try to watch a Harry Potter movie, I keep expecting Snape to turn into Hans Gruber.

cowman
01-25-2012, 11:55 PM
http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp241/C-Money017/My_little_pony_ass.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-my-little-pony-is-on-fire.jpg

Scarface88
01-25-2012, 11:56 PM
http://youtu.be/ltn5ayOyR4Q

TDSP
01-26-2012, 01:49 AM
Found while trolling Tami:
http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/better_drink.jpg

Scarface88
01-26-2012, 02:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m48vyc5beNg

cowman
01-26-2012, 02:39 AM
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll19/ChristinaManzi/pony-3.jpg

lynchingacers
01-26-2012, 12:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m48vyc5beNg

thats awesome..

TDSP
01-26-2012, 05:36 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwu0oc6u3P1qz9bu3o1_500.jpg

Matt Booker
01-26-2012, 05:46 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/M-Prime_2006/431341_2818206447859_1039800994_324.jpg

~Matt Booker

Scarface88
01-26-2012, 08:03 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/M-Prime_2006/431341_2818206447859_1039800994_324.jpg

~Matt Booker

LOL

Scarface88
01-26-2012, 08:22 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/prisonrulesbaseballp1.gif

Ezbok58a
01-26-2012, 08:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m48vyc5beNg


What the fuck is that thing going in?

Scarface88
01-26-2012, 09:04 PM
What the fuck is that thing going in?

Peterbilt 359.

Ezbok58a
01-26-2012, 09:05 PM
Awesome...

Jinx
01-27-2012, 05:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ97s396kb0

lynchingacers
01-27-2012, 06:05 AM
What the fuck is that thing going in?

something BIG!

Charles
01-27-2012, 07:09 PM
What the fuck is that thing going in?

This:

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/376495_323120461047944_100000499792977_1281808_676 480638_n.jpg

Jinx
01-27-2012, 07:57 PM
http://cdn.overclock.net/5/5d/5d0a5eb4_mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpeg

Charles
01-27-2012, 10:00 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/M-Prime_2006/431341_2818206447859_1039800994_324.jpg

~Matt Booker

Who's the broad?

Matt Booker
01-27-2012, 10:36 PM
:shrug:

~Matt Booker

ronman
01-27-2012, 10:41 PM
Surely you recognize the terrible Megan Fox. :|

Scarface88
01-27-2012, 11:49 PM
Who's the broad?

Sasha Grey.

ronman
01-28-2012, 12:14 AM
Oh snap, it is. :eek:

Ezbok58a
01-28-2012, 12:15 AM
This:

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/376495_323120461047944_100000499792977_1281808_676 480638_n.jpg

So it's going to have the evil clown face the rig in Maximum Overdrive had?

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/maximumover/maximumover4.jpg

Charles
01-28-2012, 12:30 AM
Sasha Grey.

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/152/e/8/fap_fap_fap_by_imactuallyhappy-d3hsdvj.jpg

Charles
01-28-2012, 12:38 AM
More of that 24v71:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3523/4569665520_4d6596792a.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2786/4538402415_ef496578bb.jpg
http://stblogs.hotrod.com/files/2011/07/Cover-623x538.jpg
http://blogs.hotrod.com/files/2011/07/Recent-truck-pic.jpg

cowman
01-28-2012, 01:46 AM
Sasha Grey.

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_hate_sasha

Scarface88
01-28-2012, 02:15 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464586/

Best movie title ever?

ronman
01-28-2012, 02:23 AM
I've always been partial to
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

Matt Booker
01-28-2012, 07:27 PM
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7149/jonahfavoritericeuncleb.jpg

~Matt Booker

Scarface88
01-29-2012, 12:34 AM
So I went to a collector car auction today and I saw this...

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/IMG_0008.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/IMG_0006.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/IMG_0005.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/88integra/IMG_0004.jpg

ronman
01-29-2012, 12:39 AM
lolwut

cowman
01-29-2012, 12:42 AM
http://win.brm.sk/sort-of-want.jpg

You couldn't cut a square hole or put a cowl or something on there so it doesn't look Bubba grabbed his sawzall real quick to do a hood mod?

Ezbok58a
01-29-2012, 12:51 AM
That was a magazine car. Featured in Muscle Mustangs & Fast Fords. SVT Lightning motor and 5-spd. Awesome car, and sort of mad max-ish.

Scarface88
01-29-2012, 12:52 AM
The problem with cowl hood for panthers is that they look like ass. And I don't mean J.Lo's ass.

http://www.classglassperformance.com/image/marauder%20hood%203.jpg

It's an obvious afterthought

Ezbok58a
01-29-2012, 02:46 AM
There's only one good cowl hood on a panther...and that sure as shit isn't it...and it isn't that god-awful 4 inch cowl hood either.

Personally, I'd go for a hood scoop. 2010+ Mustang looks like it'll work.

Ezbok58a
01-29-2012, 02:48 AM
Also, if it had a Whipple on it, it wouldn't stick out of the hood that much. Just like the actual MadMax Vic.

Scarface88
01-30-2012, 03:37 PM
Fuck dell media direct and the failboat it rode in on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinx
01-30-2012, 04:40 PM
Fuck dell media direct and the failboat it rode in on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???

What happened?

Scarface88
01-30-2012, 04:45 PM
???

What happened?

Locked me out of my computer.

This is pretty much what happened.
http://www.techsupportforum.com/forums/f217/computer-wont-boot-after-dell-mediadirect-489298.html

My dad was able to fix it, thankfully.

Jinx
01-30-2012, 05:26 PM
Yikes! Glad you got it fixed though.

ronman
01-31-2012, 03:19 AM
So I added a new smiley:

:whine:

=

:whine:

Scarface88
01-31-2012, 03:41 AM
Can you add a middle finger one?

ronman
01-31-2012, 04:53 AM
Find me one that doesn't suck.

Matt Booker
02-03-2012, 06:41 PM
First Day on the Internet Kid (http://www.quickmeme.com/First-Day-on-the-Internet-Kid/?upcoming)

~Matt Booker

ronman
02-03-2012, 07:20 PM
:teehee:

Scarface88
02-03-2012, 07:34 PM
Sheltered college freshman...
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/231/055/428.jpg
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/231/040/74c.jpg
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/231/037/14c.jpg
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/238/112/fa4.png

TDSP
02-04-2012, 08:00 AM
No! Some assholes want to ban Derpy because she's offensive to tards :|
hC2EMUuQmTY

Ezbok58a
02-05-2012, 03:03 AM
No! Some assholes want to ban Derpy because she's offensive to tards :|
hC2EMUuQmTY

Yeah, assholes love to hate, and they love to jump to conclusions...since when does Derpy make fun of retards? She makes fun of clutzes...

cowman
02-05-2012, 10:38 PM
2uYs0gJD-LE

Hmm, probably not going into my fairly short playlist in the car but it's neat to see a video inspired by those crazy Saudi drifters.... although there need to be moar crashes with people nearly getting run over to be authentic.

Probably would be 100x better if she got some arab style instrumentals/music going on there too...

TDSP
02-05-2012, 10:47 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ordinary-muslim-man-meme-your-sister-will-be-stoned.jpg

cowman
02-05-2012, 10:56 PM
I love these things... they go drifting on what appears to be public roads with people just standing on either side of the road with no guard rails or anything... and the people never run away until the last possible second.

The jist...
YkzgYbL58qQ

The accidents...
3gtxcc4QuMk

TDSP
02-05-2012, 11:13 PM
You should watch WRC, Mr. Subaru Owner
IkgV2f00IE8

Spartan
02-06-2012, 02:18 AM
http://mediacdn.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/s/t/storagewars_fullpic.jpg

I miss my 5.5 floppy

Scarface88
02-06-2012, 02:43 AM
http://mediacdn.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/s/t/storagewars_fullpic.jpg

I miss my 5.5 floppy
Me too.

cowman
02-06-2012, 02:48 AM
I miss my 5.5 floppy

That's what she said.

Spartan
02-06-2012, 03:11 AM
I remember when I got a zip disk in 2001 for college, I think it was like $40ish.

TDSP
02-06-2012, 03:19 PM
cggNqDAtJYU

Want. WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

ronman
02-06-2012, 03:48 PM
The accidents...
3gtxcc4QuMk


Aww, I wanted to see the aftermath of the last one.

Jinx
02-08-2012, 04:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ

Scarface88
02-08-2012, 01:05 PM
Bob Fagot!

Diogenes
02-09-2012, 01:41 AM
I remember when I got a zip disk in 2001 for college, I think it was like $40ish.

Gah - I think I've worked with every removable drive format out there - from the old 8" floppy forward! (Even the short-lived LS-120 "Laser-Guided Floppy Disc" that held 120MB. I actually had a tower with an old 3.5", 5.25", LS-120, Zip, 2GB Jaz, Orb, and a couple of others. Only worked because most of them were SCSI...)

How many other there know what it means to "boot a naked floppy?"

ronman
02-09-2012, 01:43 AM
I still have a USB LS120 kicking around here. They were great for their 2X floppy access speeds back in the day.
I never had a 2GB Jazz, but I did have the 1GB version. I remember drooling over the Orb, too.

Jinx
02-09-2012, 01:56 AM
I had a very nice Panasonic digital camera that had a built in LS120 drive. I liked that camera. It only cost $900.00 and had a whopping 1.3 Megapixels.

The LS120 drive was great because it could also read standard 1.44MB floppies as Ronman stated.

TDSP
02-09-2012, 02:08 AM
EPIC!

RAP!

BATTLESOFHISTORY!!!!!

mgVwv0ZuPhM

Diogenes
02-09-2012, 11:30 PM
I still have a USB LS120 kicking around here. They were great for their 2X floppy access speeds back in the day.
I never had a 2GB Jazz, but I did have the 1GB version. I remember drooling over the Orb, too.

Used to be, I had to be able to handle any format I was handed (hazzard of having been a tech. I got a lot of files on weird drives.)

I still have a bad habit of making sure I can read any datacard I'm handed, just in case... (However, I primarily use SD or Memory Sticks - Memory Sticks for the NZ90 and - I hope! - PSP, and SD cards for the Zen, Canon, and MicroSD for the Acer tablet.)

Side note - why do they keep making the damned memory cards smaller? Postage-stamp sized or stick of gum sized is borderline, but the MicroSD? Come on - I lose the damned thing in my empty hand!

ronman
02-09-2012, 11:33 PM
Completely agree. MicroSD is utterly useless in anything other than a phone.

Jinx
02-10-2012, 02:27 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w-8JKaTohe4/S8Ru4AwubWI/AAAAAAAAWmw/FVKrmmRjoGo/s1600/and_now_its_time_for_something_completely_differen t.jpg

Jinx
02-10-2012, 02:42 AM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/2/3/95%20Awkward%20Photo%20Bomb_thumb.jpg

cowman
02-10-2012, 02:58 AM
http://www.halforums.com/xenforo/attachments/what-the-fuck-is-this-shit-30619-1316233383-0-jpg.2785

Jinx
02-11-2012, 03:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiOfQ8dRKbE

ronman
02-11-2012, 03:27 AM
Fail. Do not want.

Jinx
02-11-2012, 03:35 AM
Annoying Orange is an aquired taste. Perhaps Chad Vader is better?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTAnXqn9Jc

Matt Booker
02-11-2012, 12:30 PM
http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0163011cbf0a970d-800wi

~Matt Booker

Matt Booker
02-11-2012, 03:50 PM
http://completelyseriouscomics.com/comics/2011-01-07-Sponsored.jpg
http://completelyseriouscomics.com/comics/2011-01-11-Inspection.jpg

~Matt Booker

Charles
02-12-2012, 07:13 PM
NSFW

http://thefapnation.tumblr.com/

cowman
02-13-2012, 02:15 AM
Srsly?
DGw8PonNyHI

Jinx
02-13-2012, 04:15 AM
Ha!

Seriously though, If I had a ton of money, I'd dedicate a room of the house to model trains.

TDSP
02-13-2012, 05:27 AM
NSFW

http://thefapnation.tumblr.com/

Mother of God...

Matt Booker
02-14-2012, 02:04 AM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3414/torosauruskindlyreplies.png

~Matt Booker

ronman
02-14-2012, 02:07 AM
http://trinixy.ru/pics3/20080619/podborka_331_19.jpg

cowman
02-15-2012, 10:08 PM
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Seems-legit.jpg

Matt Booker
02-16-2012, 01:43 AM
:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/CrJYm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tXlux.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/68dfE.jpg
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzc2qaItQQ1qbl4j7o1_500.png
http://i.imgur.com/VrWTE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RgqdR.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/Thad_theImpaler/gere.gif
http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/02/10562963-standard.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PKJNT.jpg
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/real_life_timon_and_pumba.jpg

~Matt Booker

cowman
02-16-2012, 02:12 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0910/my-first-cavity-search-pedo-bear-demotivational-poster-1256536030.jpg

cowman
02-16-2012, 03:23 AM
15tnqRGz9OA

ronman
02-18-2012, 02:04 AM
http://cdn.imgfave.com/image_cache/1290447884270883.jpeg

cowman
02-19-2012, 01:12 AM
6Qe_-MrKaoU

ronman
02-19-2012, 01:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTq6nwO4oJU&feature=related

Scarface88
02-20-2012, 05:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8Odw3wQbE

Jinx
02-20-2012, 05:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tlxEZrA-I4

cowman
02-20-2012, 11:22 PM
Language warning:
f5RrGFBbbSY

Matt Booker
02-21-2012, 05:27 PM
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-facebook-fails-scarred-for-life.jpg

~Matt Booker

ronman
02-21-2012, 05:57 PM
Holy shit on a sandwich. :eek:

Matt Booker
02-21-2012, 06:05 PM
Gigantic IRL LOL at the "give him angry eyebrows or something". :lol:

~Matt Booker

Jinx
02-21-2012, 06:07 PM
That was great! She was a clingon. Probably for the best.

Jinx
02-21-2012, 08:31 PM
6 wheel drive!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlcdlBuHSco

Scarface88
02-22-2012, 04:07 AM
Epic thread backfire.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =142370731

Cliffs: Dude tries to create a meme. His avatar/profile picture {which actually is him} becomes a meme.
it really starts to get good around page 7.

ronman
02-22-2012, 04:07 AM
Epic thread backfire.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =142370731

Cliffs: Dude tries to create a meme. His avatar/profile picture {which actually is him} becomes a meme.
it really starts to get good around page 7.

Great link, dawg.

ronman
02-22-2012, 04:10 AM
6 wheel drive!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlcdlBuHSco

:datass:

cowman
02-28-2012, 12:31 AM
Oops
cWzmUHOans0

Charles
03-02-2012, 06:34 PM
https://p.twimg.com/AnAhg5NCEAAp5wD.jpg
https://p.twimg.com/Am7PZlaCIAArNVR.jpg
https://p.twimg.com/Am6cgNdCQAAjAR9.jpg
https://p.twimg.com/Am26SfQCMAAmgVj.jpg

TDSP
03-02-2012, 10:15 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DPtfyN9i4pQ/TEH6zYfIfoI/AAAAAAAADms/vwn6teczVMU/s1600/546seal-of-approval.jpg

Matt Booker
03-03-2012, 01:21 AM
F1huadpHcjk

:LOL:

~Matt Booker

Jinx
03-04-2012, 03:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjn1-FnmpKs

Tessa
03-04-2012, 04:13 PM
http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/13088655136947087_bif0Zug5.jpg

Diogenes
03-05-2012, 01:25 AM
http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/13088655136947087_bif0Zug5.jpg

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

I'm a Rat - and I'm a big enough Rat that I can get ours back on cats. I don't like cats - I refuse to be "staff".

TDSP
03-05-2012, 07:29 AM
The only cat I ever loved died from mastitis. Now I have a dachshund. She is an upgrade, but I still kinda miss the cat tard antics...

Matt Booker
03-05-2012, 12:12 PM
I like cats and dogs, but I'm more of a cat person.

What I don't get is why I know a lot of cat people that like dogs, and other animals in general, but some of the cruelest dumbasses towards animals I've seen are dog people. And some of them are people that I know and are otherwise nice, yet if it's a non-dog pet, especially a cat, they're suddenly not just uncaring but almost vicious in their disregard.

Dog is sick, better spend a thousand dollars at the vet.

Cat has a mild issue, better shoot it.

Dog shit all over the house, better clean it up.

Cat threw up on the tile, don't let it back in the house.

:yuno: Y U DOG PERSON BUT NOT ANIMAL PERSON?

That's not complaining about your picture, Tessa. One of my favorite evil cat comics is 'How to tell if you cat is plotting to kill you (http://theoatmeal.com/misc/frame/cat_kill)'. :)

~Matt Booker

Diogenes
03-06-2012, 01:58 AM
I tolerate cats. Only just.

For reasons previously given.

I find them prissy and useless - I can only just tolerate the species because some individual examples are somewhat useful - "barn cats" come to mind.

Trainnig a cat is entirely uphill work, the little bastards are overly demanding, and they're horribly picky eaters.

A good dog will follow you to the ends of the Earth, will eat pretty much anything you won't (and most of what you will,) and will lie down next to you, not ON you.

The average time a dog will wait after you die before starting to eat you? 7-10 days.
The average time a cat will wait after you die before starting to eat you? 18-24 hours.

I don't recall where I read that, but I'm fairly sure it was from a reputable source, and it makes sense.

Matt Booker
03-06-2012, 03:13 AM
That's all a bit exaggerated, to say the least.

But if someone is polarized as either just a cat person or a just a dog person, opinions like that are to be expected. Even if they're a bit... harsh.

For instance, the only training I've ever had to give a cat is smacking them off a table so they learn not to get up there, and my cats aren't picky eaters. And my younger cat is hardly prissy, being more goofy and fun loving, even clumsy.

And a dog will lie down next to you, not ON you? :lol: I know plenty of people with big doofy dogs that plop on top of them, or take up most of a couch, and I think it was Cowman who told a story of one of their dogs trying to kick Tessa out of bed. A big dog'll rassle with you, but it's more comfortable to have a 10lb cat purring on your lap than a 100lb dog on it. :)

And as for demanding, I tend to prefer cats because they are NOT demanding. A dog needs to be walked and exercised, if it's ever inside it needs to be let out to go to the bathroom (and if you live in an urban area you've got to carry around a plastic bag to pick up their shit), needs to be trained not to go to the bathroom inside, trained to stay, trained not to jump up on people, trained not to bite people, trained not to hump people if it's male, and eats a heck of a lot more than a cat. I've also found them to be more emotionally demanding than cats.

Not that any of those things are especially hard, or even bad things. If you like to spend time with your dog, you're not going to mind that it's more emotionally demanding, or needs to go for walks or be exercised. Those are perks. :) But not everyone likes those qualities in a pet.

A cat is more like a loving room mate. They're not as needy as dogs. A good cat will know when you're down, and come to comfort you, just like a good dog, but they're more likely to do their own thing when you're doing yours.

But there's all kinds of cats, just like there's all kinds of dogs, from lazy lap cats to doofy overexcited ones that like to chase their own tails, so these points are more like fair generalizations. :)

And it's easy for me to be fair here, because I like dogs too. Well, as long as they're not those yippy little breeds. A dachshund is about the smallest kind of dog I like, so I'm definitely biased against pugs and pomeranians and chihuahuas. I like German Shepherds a lot, and one of my favorites was a half coyote dog I had as a kid.

At any rate, my point was that I don't understand how some people can be really loving towards dogs as pets, but other animals, especially cats, they're absolute bastards too. Like I said before, I know some of these people that are really nice otherwise, but when it comes to cats... I wasn't joking with those examples. Just jackass and callous behavior.

I don't get the discrepancy, how they can understand how much they value their own pet, how much they can love an animal, and yet say or do things that make me want to hit them with a shovel.

And it's something I've only seen in dog owners. Not a majority or anything, but like a disturbing subset.

I've got my eye on the ferret owners, though.

~Matt Booker

Matt Booker
03-06-2012, 03:44 AM
The average time a dog will wait after you die before starting to eat you? 7-10 days.
The average time a cat will wait after you die before starting to eat you? 18-24 hours.

I don't recall where I read that, but I'm fairly sure it was from a reputable source, and it makes sense.

I'll put this as nicely as possible. Bullshit. :lol:

You starve an animal without food for days and it's going to try drastic measures, regardless of whether it's a cat or a dog. Dogs are omnivores, so they'll scrounge more if they can, and they can also survive longer without food if there is water available. Cats are obligate carnivores, meaning they can't survive without meat.

And a famous example of a dog eating on its owner would be Marie Prevost, who was dead for two days before her body was found, and her dachshund had already chewed on her.

~Matt Booker

Tessa
03-06-2012, 12:29 PM
WOW....just WOW...to think this started because of a comic that I found funny! I have one dog, one cat, a tarantula, a horse, and a donkey and that makes me a....? Call me biased but in my pet hierarchy Buster the Quarter Horse reigns supreme. He's more than a pet though he's a professional athlete and a professional athlete requires a lot of maintenance. (therapeutic massages, exercise routine, certain daily diet, ect.) Nothing is too good for that boy. But then again he has carried me over roads, through countless storms, traversed through 5 feet of water without hesitation, only because I asked it of him. The cat well she is a cat, she sits there and glares at me with contempt and then shits in my shoes. The dog shits on my floor but somehow that seems less malicious, plus though gross its much easier to clean then my Sunday shoes. The dog sleeps on the bed, the cat does not because the cat likes to sleep on my face and I wake up an allergic mess. My allergies have gotten much better since owning a cat (exposure) but when cat dander is the majority of what is entering my breathing passages the result is quite unpleasant. I guess I prefer dogs to cats because of my particular dog's personality vs my cats well, cattitude. As far as vet care goes we decided that we would do necessary maintenance (shots, nail trimmings wormers) and treat pet illnesses with reasonable treatment. If the dog or cat breaks his leg we will get it set and casted.If it can be treated with pills we will do it. If the dog or cat gets cancer we will purchase the drugs to keep in comfortable but not do anything that would lengthen its lifetime if it spends the last few weeks, months, years in pain. But a pet of any animal for that matter no matter what species deserves the respect to live and die with a life of love and dignity and I think if you keep that attitude about living things you will go farther than this cat vs. dog argument.

Tessa
03-06-2012, 12:41 PM
This thread has gone off topic:


So here:

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/boobs-are-like-the-sun-you-can-only-take-quick-glances.jpg

TDSP
03-06-2012, 02:04 PM
There you go, see, she understands one of the unspoken rules of the internet:
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TDSP
03-06-2012, 06:51 PM
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cowman
03-06-2012, 10:57 PM
Back on topic!

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Jinx
03-14-2012, 10:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqnfZ3_3qYM

Matt Booker
03-16-2012, 01:42 AM
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~Matt Booker

TDSP
03-16-2012, 02:26 AM
Pwn't :lol:

Matt Booker
03-16-2012, 02:15 PM
Yeah, it's a cute video until then end. :LOL:

~Matt Booker

Matt Booker
03-16-2012, 10:32 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0duc7VvCj1qzlzbuo1_500.jpg

~Matt Booker

ronman
03-17-2012, 01:28 AM
My mind is blown, yet again. :wtf:

cowman
03-17-2012, 01:32 AM
It's ok, he isn't gay. He doesn't want to have sex with men, just touch men and masturbate with them.

The Man
03-17-2012, 03:32 AM
where on the chart would all of that fall?

Matt Booker
03-18-2012, 09:40 PM
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~Matt Booker

Spartan
03-23-2012, 05:34 PM
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cowman
03-25-2012, 06:57 AM
Original content! I made a funny!!!!1

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Matt Booker
04-03-2012, 08:39 PM
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~Matt Booker

cowman
04-04-2012, 12:17 AM
Was that first one in Pittsfield? :D

cowman
04-04-2012, 12:27 AM
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Matt Booker
04-04-2012, 03:29 PM
Was that first one in Pittsfield? :D

:lol:

~Matt Booker

TDSP
04-04-2012, 04:00 PM
I hate you guys...